Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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