- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Facebook How i met my mother

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

this is not a drill.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Stealth baseballs record

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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