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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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