Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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