Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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