- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

A guy was beet by his wife.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

FUS RO DAH!!!

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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