Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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