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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Charles Manson is innocent.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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