What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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