I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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tommy is retared

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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I dont have a girlfriend

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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