Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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