- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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