what came first the chicken or the chips

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Basically

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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BOTTOM!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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