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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey, my names mark.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Poop.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Adam Chebali has no life

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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