- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

I grunt when I poop.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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