- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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