-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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