- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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