- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

You know whats better than 24? 25

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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