Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Women's rights

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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