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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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