- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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