Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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