Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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