A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Shea's sty....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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your mother

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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