A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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You're a frog

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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