- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

all jokes aside...

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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