- Anti Joke

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"