- Anti Joke

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.