how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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