- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

eden stop

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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