- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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