Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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