What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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The truth is he loves her!!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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