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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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