Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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