Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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