- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Of course, first door on your left

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Religion.

Vote this down and get DOXED

fava beans

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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