What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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cool

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Anti Joke

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