Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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