Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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