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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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