- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Shea's sty....

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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