- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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