What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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