whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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