- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

._____________________. Whale!

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Roses are red.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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