Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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