- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Tucker Rivera

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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