- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

If you were a cactus, why?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Nice belt.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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