Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

I can count to potato.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

i just pooped that is all!

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

National security?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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