- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why is the ground wet It rained

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

hickory dickory dock no one cares

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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