- Anti Joke

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Keanu Reaves

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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