- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Obama lin Baden.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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