Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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