How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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