- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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