What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

30cm = 0,3meters

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

You know whats better than 24? 25

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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