- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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