How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your face is hilarious.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Banana Hamock.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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