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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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